Because I feel horrid not posting in a long while, especially since I have a new computer. It taunts me, as my parents' internet connection hates me, nay, loathes me, and leaves my new laptop ignored. Sad face.
Actually, if I couldn't talk about Twilight because of my self-imposed rule, I wouldn't be posting. That's my real concern. Wooo! I can talk about Twilight. Which is fortunate, because Danielle brought me fanfic where Edward is madly in love with Sarah Palin before Bella, which led to finding this amazing explanation of Twilight (complete with pictures!), composed by the same author. The analysis of the books is especially enjoyable if you detest Twilight. While I pretty much agree with everything said, I can't help myself from loving Edward Cullen. It's a curse. I give up.